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At the time of writing, Microsoft’s slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" These are some alternative and probably more truthful ad slogans for use with Windows.

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I’m Dreaming of a White Precipitate

I’m dreaming of a white precipitate
just like the ones I used to make
Where the colors are vivid
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The Chemistry Teacher’s Coming to Town

You better not weigh
You better not heat
You better not react
I’m telling you now
The Chemistry Teacher’s coming to town.

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Chemistry Christmas

‘Twas the night before Christmas,
The lab was quite still;
Not a Bunsen was burning
(Nor had they the will).
The test tubes were placed
In their racks with great care,
In hopes Father Chemistry
Soon would be there.

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A man goes to the doctor and says

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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included Admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large group (more…)

Then there was a conference in France where a number of international engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a break one of the French engineers came back into the room saying ‘Have you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intended to do, bomb them?’
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A blonde reports for her university final exam which consists of mainly true and false questions.

She takes her seat in the examination hall, stares at the question paper for five minutes, (more…)

Mother says to daughter: If a boy is getting to frisky, just stop and ask "What will we call the baby?"
That’s a good idea the girl thinks, so she tries it out.

One day she is making out with a boy and things start to get a little overheated. She stops and says "What are we gonna call the baby?" and the boy bails.

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