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Once a Sardarji went to Hospital. He found that one Boy is coming out of the Hospital crying.He enquired the boy, the boy said they had cutted my finger for Blood test.Then Sardar said "Bapre I came here for Urine test" |
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Once a smart S/W engineer and his Project Manager were traveling towards Ooty in a train. Just Opposite to their seat, a beautiful girl was sitting along with her grand ma. With in some time, Eye-Eye interactions started between Our S/W engineer & that girl. After some minutes, train started moving in to a tunnel and it was very dark. Suddenly, every body heard a Kiss sound followed by a sound of slapping. Every body remained silent, when the train came out of the tunnel. Grand ma thought that," The Guy is a rogue; how dare he is? He has kissed my grand daughter! But my Grand daughter is genuine; she immediately slapped that guy." PM thought that,"I can’t believe that this guy has kissed that girl! But it is unfair that she slapped me by mistake" That girl thought that,"I feel happy, when that guy kissed me, but I feel sorry that my grand ma has slapped him". Finally, do u know what our clever S/W engineer thought? " This one minute in my life is wonderful, It hardly comes…because, at a time I have kissed a girl and also I have slapped my PM." |
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Ek bar ek sardar goa ke beach par aaram kar raha tha itne mein ek angrez aakar sardar se pochata hai ek sardarji are you relaxing sardar jawab deta hai no i am banta singh wo angrez chala jata hai phir se aur ek angrez aata hai aur wohe sawal pochata hai sardarji are you relaxing sardar phir se wohe jawab deta hai no i am banta singh ………..sardar kaheta hai ke yaar ye se jana padega nahi to ye log aise he pareshan karenge sardar waha se uth kar dusare jagah dhoonta hai itne mei ek aur sardar waha par aaram karta hua is sardar ku dekata hai aur ye sardar yus ke pass jata hai aur same question pochata hai sardarji are are you relaxing singh aur wo sardar ku english aate thi aur wo kaheta hai yes i am relaxing …………….sardar yusku slap marta hai aur kaheta hai ke oyee saaalee jab se tujhe log waha par dhoon rahe hai =)) |
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Humein toh SMS ne loota Call mein kaha DUM tha Hamara SMS bhi waha POHUNCHA jaha Balance he kam tha |
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EK LADKA THA DIWANA SA, MOBILE LEKAR FIRTA THA, CHORI CHORI CHUPE CHUPE MOBILE MEIN KUCH DEKHA KARTA THA,KUCH KAHENA THA SHAYAD USSE, JANE KISS SE DARTA THA, JAB BHI MILTA MUJHE YEHE POCHA KARTA THA KE YE MOBILE ON KAISE HOTA HAI YE MOBILE ON KAISE HOTA HAI AUR MEIN, BUSY YEHE KAHETA THA KE YE MOBILE NAHI TV KA REMOTE HAI =)) IMRAN |
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ek bar ek nadi mein 5 hathi pani peene ke liye aaate hain. Par pehle se kuchh cheetiya pani mein hoti hain. Kuchh hati un cheetiyon ko daba dete hain aur woh mar jati hain.Jab baki cheetiyo ko pata chalta hai ki yeh baat hui hai to vo ek plan banati hain.Jab cheetiya tree par banthi hoti hain tabhi ek hathi neeche se guzarta hai.Achanak ek chheti neeche hati par gir jati hai.Tabhi doosri cheeti bolti hai "dabaa saaale ko,dabaa saaale kon" !! tanuj, delhi Nikli hamari janaza usi ki gali se….. O b aye hamare janaje par.. fir kofon utha ke bole……………………………mar gaya sala bhosri ke???? shivraj, kathmandu Nepal A very sexy & attractive female employee said her boss: Sir, will u remove something from my breast? Boss wow, what`s that? Employee: Your eyes sir……. Suresh, Mangalore dfgdfg ghj, ghj Bewafooq ko kaise suspance me rakna, aapko pata hai? Nahi pata kya? Accha mai aapko kaal bolunga. Mujib, Hyderabad Bhikari : saab Rs 6 de do coffee pina hai Man : kyon ek coffee to Rs 3 mein milti hai Bhikari : par saab sath me girl friend hai Man : bhikari ho kar girl friend banali Bhikari : nai saab girl friend ne bhikari bana diya Shivani, Pune Mother had decided to trim her household budget wherever possible, so instead of having a dress dry-cleaned she washed it by hand. Proud of her savings, she boasted to my father, "Just think, Fred, we are five dollars richer because I washed this dress by hand." "Good," my dad quickly replied. "Wash it again!" Pakhi Shah, Ahmedabad Once a Blonde goes to a electronics store & goes to a salesman .Pointing out to a microwave she asks,"how much does it cost?".The man says that they do not sell it to blondes.The blonde gets angry & walks out of the shop. The nxt day she cums again & asks the same question abt the microwave.But the man der says it is not 4 sale 2 blondes.The blonde again goes home agressive. The blonde does plastic surgery,has a make-over,etc.She cannot recognise her ownself !!After a whole month she thinks the salesman in da store will hav to sell the microwave to her.She goes 2 d shop & asks d man how much does it cost? The man still refuses 2 sell it 2 her.The blonde ask the man ,"How do you know dat im a blonde? & y r u not selling me dat microwave??" The man replies,"ma’am i cannot sell it 2 u b’cus it is not a microwave but a T.V. Set." Jayanta Deb, Dallas Doctor asks sardar- is yours and and wife’s blood group is same? Sardar- hoga, zarur hoga. 25 salon se mera khoom jo pee rahi hai…. Raghav, Mumbai once a sardar had twins he named them tin & martin. again he had twins he named them max & climax. again he had twins he named them peter & repeater. again the disgusted sardar had twins he named them tired and retired Amit, Kanpur tumara chera moti samaan, tumara chera moti samaan, tumara chera moti samaan AUR MOTI HAMARA KUTTE KA NAAM jahangir, delhi Chandni raatme , Sone se pehle. khawbo ki duniya me khone se pehle, Maine socha tumhe yaad dila du…. maine socha tumhe ehsaas dila du….. "SUSU" karke sona. Ha Ha Ha….. Ketan thaker, Ahmedabad dil me iccha thee ke (taj mahal banana chata tha par mumtaz milte nahi)uske baad(ab taj mahal banana chata hoo par ye mumtaz marti nahi hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaa @amir, mumbai A parrot goes to a shopkeeper and asks … "Aam hai kya?" The shopkeeper says … "Nahi. Hum Aam nahi bechte." Next day at the same time, the parrot goes again and asks him …"Aam hai kya ?" He gets a little irritated and says… "Aare Bola na, Hum Aam nahi Bechte" On the third day, the parrot goes again and asks him "Aam hai kya ?" He gets wild and yells …"Bola na naahi. Abhi vapas aaya to hathoda marunga sar ke upar" The next day,the parrot comes again and asks him .. "hathoda hai kya ?" The shopkeeper says … "Nahi" The parrot then asks … "Aam hai kya ?" anil saini, jaipur Condom said to stayfree :When u work my business stops for 4 days" Stayfree replies :"Stupid ! if you fail once I will be jobless for 9 month" sital, Nepal JOKES Submit jokes |
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